We meet him initially after a ‘test’ of the super bomb - see above - is deemed not to have been powerful - or super - enough as some folk are still walking about, buildings still standing hence he is slightly peeved, so he has a moan to the professor type person (In leather overcoat and trilby type hat, complete with standard issue daughter by his side) who is responsible for building it and so a re-run is ordered otherwise the lad with the small moustache and the funny haircut running the show will be upset back in Berlin.

The ‘baddie’ is straight out of a James Bond film (but possibly cheaper) complete with built-in snarl as he struts around, bless him, with some sort of leg brace made from possibly some perforated alloy plus ditto matching walking stick or at least the handle is of the same sort of stuff. When anybody is shot - and this is quite often as like buses, if you miss one another will be along soon - it seems as if the victims have their own electrically powered pump about them that when ‘hit’, a constant stream of blood gushes out that makes the average municipal fountain look quite tame.

I think there could a sort of plot but it’s nothing to worry about. In reality (?) these would certainly point out the vehicles as potential targets in one swoop about a half mile off or more. Possibly the same artist who also painted the same, about eighteen inches round, in bold black and white swastikas on all the lorry doors, whose base colour is a drab grey but a mere nit-picking point. This could prove very handy to find if it got lost, more so in fog. Back to what passes as the plot then: This ‘super bomb’ is the bit of kit with at least eight swastikas painted on it, one per fin either side, hence four fins, eight swastikas as far as we could make out in the brief few moments we saw it. Its winter as snow is on the ground, which is different to summer as there is no snow normally in summer. It is December 1944 – the year, not the time digitally. Its not often you can put Vinnie Jones and saving the world (this one.) from a Nazi super bomb in the same sentence.

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